Over the years, I owned several mountain bikes, including a silver aluminum GT, and a sweet black/red/orange/yellow Gary Fisher with prestige tubing (Wish I'd kept that one. You could flick the tubing with your finger and it would make a Ping!). I've also owned, uhm, a vintage Bianchi road bike. Nice bikes all, but there was always something off with them. They just didn't feel right. Then, one day, my friend Tony (Baloney Man) Neff had me watch this video of a Peter Gabriel concert.
So, this small-wheel factor is pretty tough to explain in words (at midnight), so from now on I'll do my best to record some of the stuff small wheels can do and report the evidence back here for you to deal with at your leisure. All I can say for now is this: Lo I say unto thee (with the help of ISWE) soon henceforth from today the tired and hungry masses everywhere will be able to zig and zag their small wheeled vehicles to the complete delight of their hearts, minds, and spirits... or something like that. Thank you for joining me in the important mission to liberate people form the tyranny of oversized wheels!